A little 'Clean' humor I've received via E-Mail over the years:
*(e.g. probably* no 'Adult' or Mature Themes)**
Headache	Ever had a REALLY bad headache?
Managed Caring	"Welcome to Managed Caring(tm)", a new concept in friendship
Microsoft Aquisition 1	Bill gets closer to God, and religion will never be quite the same
Short Books	A Guide to Very Short Books
Lightbulbs	Light bulb jokes for computer programmers
Heaven's Gate	The Heavens Gate Theme Song ((c) jjdavis)
Big Squeeze	*The Big Squeeze (Or, how to really* get blood from a turnip)**
Hoax	One too many virus hoax's?
Computers in movies	*Will Hollywood EVER* get a clue???**
Non-Technical	Stories of the Non-technically inclined
Wise Words	Words to live by
TV Dinner	A Microsoft TV Dinner (and, if it was made in Redmond, it probably would work like this!)
EuroSpeak	If you thought the EuroDollar conversion sounded complicated, listen to this...
Microsoft Aquisition 2	Microsoft and the Justice Department (Or, look out Janet Reno)
'Fab 4' Revisited	New Beatles Lyrics
Microsoft Restaurant	*If restaurants functioned like Microsoft (a very* unappetizing idea)**
A clever student	*I'm Sure* I could've thought of this in college (yeah, right!)**
Clockwork	Timely Justice?
Speed Kills	*In this* case, the old adage appears to have been proven true**
Three Pints	*I may* have made one or two New Years Resolutions similar to this**
Headache for Nothin'	The song Dire Straits might have come up with, if they'd worked for Netscape
The Frog Princess	*I like computers too, but this* kid needs to get a life!**
Etch-a-Sketch	I think I could handle this job
Year 2000	*I truly* hope we're NOT singing this song in the year 2000!**
Church Hypnosis	A sermon guaranteed to get results?
Long Crawl	I guess you could say this guy took the long way home
Plane Flight	*Would you* do this if your plane were crashing?**
Gone Dilbert	The nineties version of 'Gone Postal'?
Trojan Horse	*Perhaps you thought Virus Hoaxes were a recent* phenomenon?**
Remember When...	Read this if you're longing for The Good Ol' Days
Toilet Brush	*Talk about your painful humor!*
Engineer in Hell	Satan meets Dilbert??
Ode to a Dish	Green Eggs & Ham meets today's slow Web?
Too TOO True!	Too many chain letters, too much 'Urban Myth', or just fed up?

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